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You'll get to learn early next week that Ray Allen's mom and stepdad are in the witness protection program. Um, doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose? [SPORTSbyBROOKS]

Remember Rudy? He's still making money off of that one play. [The Wizard of Odds]

Pizza madness hits Ohio. Riots everywhere. Oh the humanity! [Deadspin]

Recycling: Good for Mother Earth, bad for basketball. [Rumors and Rants]

Maybe the Phillies should just deal Ryan Howard. [I'm Writing Sports]

The Dirty is now going after Shaq. [The Dirty]

Mark Buehrle hasn't exactly lived up to his contract. [Home Run Derby]

The beheaded mascot remix. [Joe Sports Fan]