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Hideki Matsui Marries A Drawing, Wins Bet Against Jeter
by 100%InjuryRate 100%InjuryRate
3/27/08

Major porn-addict Hideki Matsui seems to have decided that it's time to stop flogging the dolphin and get hitched. Yesterday he secretly got married and then announced it to reporters this morning, minus his new wife. Nothing wrong with that. He did however feel compelled to show a picture of his wife. Nothing wrong with that either. Except that it was a two-dimensional drawing of her. Um, what the hell?


The suspect looks like this

Fine drawing wife you have there Hideki. Apparently this also ended some weird bet within the Yankees clubhouse between Matsui, Abreu and Jeter about who could get married first.

“We’ve got a bet going,” Matsui replied. “If he [Jeter] doesn’t get married within a year, I win the bet. Basically the bet was, whoever gets married first wins. Jeter said he himself doesn’t have a girlfriend, so he’s getting a one-year handicap.”

I'd say something about Jeter but i'm not allowed to make gay jokes.
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