Wimbledon has vowed to halt it's shooting of pigeons, but in exchange they've shot down some tops seeds. Maria Sharapova has left us at least a week too early at Wimbledon, after getting beaten badly by Alla Kudryavtseva 6-1, 6-4. It wasn't her serve or unforced errors to blame for her loss, but clearly her outfit.

What do you call that? Half-Navratilova, half-tuxedo isn't good for anyone involved. Stick to what you do best, Maria, and that's rock a short tennis dress.

The other big loss on Thursday shouldn't really surprise anyone. Andy Roddick has departed another grand slam tournament prematurely, a disturbing trend that shows his commitment to being a great player in waning. It also shows that coupling with Brooklyn Decker can have adverse effects on your success with any endeavor outside of your house.

Other news of note: Rafael Nadal lost a set.