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Marques Slocum: Proof of Michigan Football's Higher Academic Standards
by CriticalFanatic
>7 days ago

This might very well be the most glorious blog post I read all college football season.

Marques Slocum, a well adjusted defensive lineman for the Michigan Wolverines, filled out one of those cute questionnaires on Facebook and was kind enough to post it to his own page. You know, the whole boxers or briefs, type of deal. Or what kind of pet you like ...
Do you own any pets, and if so what do you have?
i got a f--k lion now come f--k wit me

 What size shoe do you wear?
a big enouf size 2 boot chu da f--k up outta here

Define yourself in 3 words…

im da s--t


Do you eat cold cereal at night?

what da f--k is cold cereal


That's just beautiful. There's plenty more where that came from, so I suggest you pay a visit to EDSBS. You should have done so by now, anyway.

I despise any and all things Maize and Blue, but I'll make an exception for Marques. My new favorite college football playa.

Hero For Our Time: Marques 'Grand Marques' Slocum (Every Day Should Be Saturday)
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Is it wrong that I want to add him as a friend on Facebook?
 
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Jon wrote:
Is it wrong that I want to add him as a friend on Facebook?
No way! I guarantee he just got 100,000 other requests. I added him, this is too funny to ignore. Go Wolverine academics!!!
 
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He's a disgrace to the last name Slocum (my last name.)
 
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Nikolai wrote:
No way! I guarantee he just got 100,000 other requests. I added him, this is too funny to ignore. Go Wolverine academics!!!
Outstanding headline ... you beat me to it.
 
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Nikolai wrote:
No way! I guarantee he just got 100,000 other requests. I added him, this is too funny to ignore. Go Wolverine academics!!!
I'm a little scared to let him have access to my address - I don't want to be "dat person" that he referenced.
 
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Hail 2 da victrz b-tches
 
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Jon wrote:
I'm a little scared to let him have access to my address - I don't want to be "dat person" that he referenced.
I didn't think about that...I am gonna have to watch my back. I mean look what he did to Waldo over a few bucks and here I am making fun of him!!!
 
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scary part is his grades have improved.........

he wasn't allowed on the team last year for academic reasons.
 
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I added him on Facebook. Borat got a bear, Marques got a Lion. Has anyone sent him a link to join FanIQ yet?
 
 
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