More announcing fun coming from the resourceful Awful Announcing. San Diego Padres play-by-play man Matt Vasgersian was holding anything back during the end of last night's telecast against St. Louis. A reader of AA provides his own play-by-play of the exchange:

Ninth inning Greene hits a double down the line and two fans go over wall to get the ball....Here is broadcast I taped it channel4San Diego...First they are called yahoos.......(Matt V.).........As one of the ozarks finest pours himself out of the grandstands.....pause...and by the way the Rams should still be in L.A.......Had it with this place already.....pause....get back in your el camino and drive back to the ozarks...........Then with Baird at bat Matt forgot to hit his cough switch in faint audio you here......Im done with this place...Im so tired of losing here.....Its hotter than shit......We get our asses kicked every time we come here .....Im not coming here next year.

First, that's AWESOME. Second, St. Louis does pretty much suck. Lastly, when you live in San Diego year round, doesn't everywhere else on the planet suck?

Source: (Awful Announcing) (Gaslamp Ball)