Because I know you're tired of me making lame jokes before we get to the nightly TV schedule, we're going to give you a wrap-up of the day's least bad best blog posts. Then we'll give you the TV schedule. Do enjoy.

1. Flames goalie Miikka Kiprusoff has one incredibly nuts fan. Bonus: It's a kid.
2. Do you know where you are Carmelo? "No clue."
3. The greatest NHL hit EVAR has been decided.
4. The most suggestive women's chest enhancement product ever.
5. Sean Avery being a jackass once. Sean Avery being a jackass twice.

Also, our NFL Draft Challenge is now going on. Join it, or this cat gets it.

And now your TV schedule.

Boxing: Super middleweights, Peter Quillin vs. Antwun Echols, at New York (ESPN2, 10 p.m., same-day tape)

Major League Baseball: Boston at New York Yankees (ESPN2, 7 p.m.)

NBA: New Orleans at Dallas (ESPN, 7 p.m.); Utah at San Antonio (ESPN, 9:30 p.m.)

NHL: Playoffs: Eastern Conference quarterfinals, Game 4, New Jersey at New York Rangers (Versus, 7 p.m.); Western Conference quarterfinals, Game 4, Detroit at Nashville (Versus, 9:30 p.m.)