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Phil Hellmuth Arrives At World Series Of Poker In Vegas Dressed As General Patton
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Phil Hellmuth Is A Complete Tool (And Another Word I Can't Write Here)
by 100%InjuryRate 100%InjuryRate
7/8/08



If you don't know who Phil Hellmuth is, he's a very good professional poker player. However, he's also an enormous tool on a grand scale. And because he apparently wanted to create a ton of space between himself and Chad Johnson for the title of biggest jackass in all of pro sports (although I don't consider poker a sport and neither should you), he decided to show up to the World Series of Poker dressed as General Patton with 11 women in tow.

Seriously. I wish I was making this up. (Pics come courtesy of the always awesome Busted Coverage, which has several more)



By the way, if you're wondering why there are 11 women, it's because each one represents one of his World Series of Poker bracelets. Oh man does this dude ever need a serious beat down. Speaking of which, Chuck Liddell was actually at Hellmuth's table yesterday. And as you can see, he was clearly excited by General Tool's arrival.



I don't know about you, but I would have been happy to have let Liddell seriously rough up Hellmuth. I'd have even ponied up for the overpriced Pay-Per-View package to see it.

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What a dork.  Honestly go waste all your money on food and I'd have more respect for the guy.  Although he would probably cry if he couldn't get his favorite scooby doo fruit snacks.
 
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I thought what went on in Vegas stayed in Vegas?  I think Hellmuth is just another example of someone with way to much time and money on his hands. 
 
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If Liddell went Ivan Drago and beat on Helmuth for his Apollo Creed-esque entrance then I would happy throw down $49.99 for it. Hell I would pay that three or four times to allow others to see it as well.

 
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He better watch out for "merry men"if ya catch my drift
 
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Yeah.....Phil may have dressed up like Patton......however, when Patton went "ALL-IN", he REALLY meant it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 
 
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