Here's the full Mitchell Investigation Report. It's 409 pages so I clearly haven't read through it all, but below is the list in order of which the names are presented starting on page 149.

This is by no means the definitive list, Sammy Sosa or Mark McGwire isn't on it after all, but a great start for baseball's effort to clean up the game. Also a great day for fans, answering just a few of the many questions we have about what we've witnessed over the last 20 years.

The name I'm most amused by is the one at the top. Lenny Dykstra. What a crazy SOB, which all makes sense. Most surprising? Chuck Knoblauch. It's clear that steroids affect your mental functioning, but we must consider that he didn't take enough juice. It's not all that far a throw from 2nd to 1st ... for those 4 year-old and up. Paul Lo Duca amuses me as well, especially the copy of his note. We'll keep reading but for now which name on the list most surprises?

Lenny Dykstra
David Segui
Larry Bigbie
Brian Roberts
Jack Cust
Tim Laker
Josias Manzanillo
Todd Hundley
Mark Carreon
Hal Morris
Matt Franco
Rondell White
Roger Clemens
Andy Pettitte
Chuck Knoblauch
Jason Grimsley
Gregg Zaun
David Justice
F.P. Santangelo
Glenallen Hill
Mo Vaughn
Denny Neagle
Ron Villone
Ryan Franklin
Chris Donnels
Todd Williams
Phil Hiatt
Todd Pratt
Kevin Young
Mike Lansing
Cody McKay
Kent Mercker
Adam Piatt
Miguel Tejada
Jason Christiansen
Mike Stanton
Stephen Randolph
Jerry Hairston
Paul Lo Duca
Adam Riggs
Bart Miadich
Fernando Vina
Kevin Brown
Eric Gagne
Mike Bell
Matt Herges
Gary Bennett, Jr.
Jim Parque
Brendan Donnelly
Chad Allen
Jeff Williams
Howie Clark
Nook Logan