It's always good fun to see two of the most poorly run franchises attempt to make deals with one another. Even when Dumb offers the best possible deal, Dumber isn't smart enough to take it.

"According to sources" the genius that is Daniel Snyder has offered the Cincinnati Bengals their 21st overall, 1st round pick, in addition to a '09 draft pick that could become another first rounder with performance incentives, in exchange for Chad Johnson and all his baggage.

That's insane. We don't need to go into great detail about Ocho Cinco's talents, but as he's proven, he's a bigger distraction than he is a playmaker. That's not what you want to dump on the young and promising Jason Campbell.

Typical Daniel Snyder, who finally recognizes a marquee player that would be great for his movies, and offers up everything.

Fortunately, for Snyder AND Redskins fans, the Bengals have said no. Typical Bungals, can't even recognize a steal when it's presented to them.

This is even more insane.

Not only does Cincinnati and Marvin Lewis - who I still believe is a good coach - get rid of the negative influence of Johnson, they get to immediately draft one of the best receivers in the draft at No. 21, after taking their linebacker or defensive tackle at No. 9. There couldn't be a better scenario.

Wait, yes there can. They also would likely get another first round pick in 2009. Worst case scenario, it's a 3rd rounder. Even if the Bengals would have to accept an $8-million salary cap hit over the next two years, they're silly for not jumping at the chance to get Chad Johnson off their hands.

Dumb and Dumber IV: Daniel Snyder and the Bengals attempt to trade.