F-O-R-N-I-C-A-T-E

In a sentence, please? I would like to fornicate with Erin Andrews

The powers that be at the Scripps National Spelling Bee have just ruined any chance of a young pubescent kid winning the annual challenge of champion spellers between ages 8 to 15.

Sports by Brooks brings word that Erin Andrews will be working alongside Chris McKendry and Tom Bergeron at this year's competition. You would assume Andrews will have the role of interviewing the kids as they leave the stage a loser, or is that winner?

And you count on each and every young boy losing this year. Even my man Samir Patel won't have the composure to spell pulchritudinous with Erin, mic in hand, awaiting him should he "accidentally" slip in an extra vowel.

Seriously, I couldn't spell D-O-G with that view. Ding.

[Special Editors note: 100% once covered the Scripps National Spelling Bee. Since 90% of the kids that compete in this thing are home schooled, sexually repressed Christian boys, he predicts a stampede and a massive death toll as a result of Ms. Andrews presence there]