Even though NHL jackass Sean Avery, who just signed a 4-year deal with Dallas, is taking part in a summer internship at Vogue Magazine, I would never question his sexuality. I mean, after all, this guy guy went out with Elisha Cuthbert and may or may not have been a client at New York madam Kristin Davis' house of ill repute.

The dude is straight. Plus he's a hockey player, so he'd kick my butt if I even asked. But let's be honest, it's just flat out dumb to question someone's sexuality. It's none of your business, so just don't do it.

But you know what, some people don't understand that, including fashion photographer Susan Kirschbaum, who ran into Avery in Paris on Monday at a fashion show. Naturally she asked if he was sure he wasn't gay.

Avery decided to leave no doubts for her.

"I'm going home to jerk off to you now."

Perhaps not the best way to voice your displeasure with her question, but I can understand Avery being mad. I mean, how many times do you think people have asked him that stupid question?

Avery apparently also added "And that's a big compliment" before bolting off and later text messaged Kirschbaum saying that "the session is going well."

Again, not the best way to voice your displeasure, but hey, sometimes a rude question deserves an equally rude - or even ruder - response.

Kirschbaum's just lucky Avery didn't check her into the stage. Of course, it'll be interesting to see how Vogue handles this. Me thinks Avery's internship might just end a tad early.

[HT: Gawker]