During an otherwise boring, injury-filled game a fan, or as Bryant Gumbel would have it -- a couple of yo-yo's, ran out onto the field at the end of the 1st quarter.

With masterful rushing performances by both teams, I don't blame this yo-yo for trying to show Adrian Peterson and Clinton Portis where the holes are, but unfortunately he too ran right into the back of the offensive line.

There's no truth to the rumor that Lovie Smith immediately signed the security staff to aid his Bears defense, as much as that would help.