We're already off to a great weekend in the Association. A Pacer is busted on drug charges (again), and Dwight Howard officially joins the ranks of the NBA elite (more on that later).

I'm not a big fan of the NBA, but it does several aspects entertain me endlessly. 1) Drug abuse 2) repetitive beating of wives, girlfriends and groupies and 3) children out of wedlock which usually causes #2.

Former NBA star Glen Rice joined the fray this weekend -- although not in the same way as Bronson Arroyo. Nope, Glen went all R Kelly on his estranged wife.

"According to investigators, former Heat player Glen Rice entered the marital home of his estranged wife and confronted her regarding another man being in the house. Rice reportedly finding, 47-year-old Alberto Perez in a bedroom closet. Glen reportedly struck Perez in  his face causing severe bleeding. Perez attempted to move away from Rice when he was struck again. Rice allegedly grabbing Perez's neck and physically removed him from the bedroom. Perez then fleeing the house and called police."

Awesome. I never thought I'd have a reason to post this atrocious R Kelly video, but NBA never lets me down.