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Houston Nutt's Daughter Has A Disease And The Only Cure Is More Zac Efron
by 100%InjuryRate 100%InjuryRate
4/16/08



Sometimes people are sad that they get older and become less aware of what's going on. Not me. I'm glad I missed the crapfest that is High School Musical and its awful follow-ups. But unfortunately for once embattled Arkansas coach and current Ole Miss top dog Houston Nutt, his daughter is right in her prime tween years.

That means she's singing about how much she loves Zac Efron, complete with creepy lyrics. [Take his shirt off before she rots? What the hell?]

I guess on the plus side, at least she isn't doing drugs. Although that actually would probably be preferable.


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Until it's confirmed Zac Efron has the proper working parts (and that will never be confirmed) every girl that swoons over him should be considered a lesbian.
 
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More pointless crap
 
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RenegadeLG wrote:
Until it's confirmed Zac Efron has the proper working parts (and that will never be confirmed) every girl that swoons over him should be considered a lesbian.
He's WAY more of a girl than I am.
 
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Eric wrote:
More pointless crap
I would argue it's not pointless. Zac Efron Disease is something we must work hard to stop. Otherwise, it will destroy us all.
 
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My good friend's daughter is three years old and she says that Zac Efron is her boyfriend.  It is ridiculous that even three year olds are on this bandwagon.

 
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damn it, i didnt get to see the whole video.  i wasn't done puking yet.
 
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hskrdave wrote:
damn it, i didnt get to see the whole video.  i wasn't done puking yet.
May I refer you to 2 girls 1 cup or 2 girls 1 finger.
 
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RenegadeLG wrote:
May I refer you to 2 girls 1 cup or 2 girls 1 finger.
um no ive been warned and referred before. i won't watch.
 
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She gets up everyday like everyone else and puts her pants on one leg at time, but when her pants are on, she makes crappy Zac Efron songs.