I don't think too much needs to be said here. It's the tryouts for the Los Angeles Lakers cheerleading squad, which is by far the creme de la creme of pro sports...uh...eyeball distractions.

This past weekend 500 women got together in LA to be whittled down to 20 for this next year's squad. That's a 4% acceptance rate, which means it's harder to become a Lakers cheerleader than it is to become a student at Harvard. Suck it Harvard.



I guess the only question now is which one will Kobe Bryant wind up having an affair with that pisses his wife off yet again.

I'll go with #103.