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Miss Teen South Carolina Lauren Caitlin Upton: How NOT to Answer a Question
by CriticalFanatic CriticalFanatic | >7 days ago40 Comment Comments »


Lauren Caitlin Upton got the whole how-to-look thing down. As far as bringing the mental portion to the table, Miss South Carolina was off the map. Literally. Check out this attempted answer during Friday's Miss Teen USA Pageant.

Just.Wow.

Maybe now we know why Steve Spurrier made such a big fuss about the South Carolina academic admissions policy.

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#41 | 317 days ago

 Ryan wrote:

Ugh.  I wish I could deny I was a public school teacher in SC right now.  If ever there was an appropriate time for a "bless her heart", it would be now.

 

At least she left an impression. 

 

ha ha

+5 thumbs up... in her dress.
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#1 | 317 days ago

 Umm...Wow... i think thats how my face was exactly while watching...She's a pretty girl who i tried to understand, but, uhh...no.
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#2 | 317 days ago

 Huh?    Wow!
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#3 | 317 days ago

 +1 thumbs upuhhhh. yeah... What a fruit cake... I don't know too many people that haven't seen a map. Sure, maybe if you're 3 years old. But even preschoolers are learning that stuff... well, maybe not that early. But geeze. We need to help Africa and Iraq because we are stupid and can't point out the US on the map?
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#4 | 317 days ago

 huh?
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#5 | 317 days ago

 Wow...
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#6 | 317 days ago

 Poor thing.
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#7 | 317 days ago

 +1 thumbs upshe probably thinks the world is flat too
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#8 | 317 days ago

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Ugh.  I wish I could deny I was a public school teacher in SC right now.  If ever there was an appropriate time for a "bless her heart", it would be now.

 

At least she left an impression. 

 

ha ha

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#9 | 317 days ago

 Ryan wrote:

Ugh.  I wish I could deny I was a public school teacher in SC right now.  If ever there was an appropriate time for a "bless her heart", it would be now.

 

At least she left an impression. 

 

ha ha

+5 thumbs up... in her dress.
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#10 | 317 days ago

 CriticalFanatic wrote:
... in her dress.

   Yeah, she did leave an impression on me in that dress......but that's about it!  She seemed dumber than a bag of hammers!  lol

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#11 | 317 days ago

 +2 thumbs uphahaha i laughed so hard when i saw this on friday, did she actually answer the question? i'm not 100% sure.
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#12 | 316 days ago

 towsongirl12 wrote:
hahaha i laughed so hard when i saw this on friday, did she actually answer the question? i'm not 100% sure.
All I heard her say was that we need to improve Africa and Iraq's schools because Americans don't know where we are on the map.
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#13 | 316 days ago

 Eric wrote:
All I heard her say was that we need to improve Africa and Iraq's schools because Americans don't know where we are on the map.
and the question was something like " A 5th of Americans can't locate America on a world map, why do you think this is ?"  Maybe i should give her the benefit of the doubt and say that she heard the question wrong haha.
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#14 | 316 days ago

 towsongirl12 wrote:
and the question was something like " A 5th of Americans can't locate America on a world map, why do you think this is ?"  Maybe i should give her the benefit of the doubt and say that she heard the question wrong haha.
I might buy that if she didn't say "I personally believe thatUS Americans are unable to do so because...uh..."

Did you see the guy's face who was standing next to her??
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#15 | 316 days ago

 towsongirl12 wrote:
and the question was something like " A 5th of Americans can't locate America on a world map, why do you think this is ?"  Maybe i should give her the benefit of the doubt and say that she heard the question wrong haha.
I might buy that if she didn't say "I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because...uh..."

Did you see the guy's face who was standing next to her??
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#16 | 316 days ago

 Jess wrote:
I might buy that if she didn't say "I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because...uh..."

Did you see the guy's face who was standing next to her??
+1 thumbs uplol def, i couldn't have been him i would have most likely laughed in her face OR called he stupid haha poor girl
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#17 | 316 days ago

 +1 thumbs upAt least she looks good
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#18 | 316 days ago

 she tried really hard to sound knowledgable.
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#19 | 316 days ago

 towsongirl12 wrote:
hahaha i laughed so hard when i saw this on friday, did she actually answer the question? i'm not 100% sure.
I thought the same thing, but if the pageant thing goes bad, at least with skills like that a career in politics looks a dead cert.
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#20 | 316 days ago

 OoDeviLoO wrote:
At least she looks good
   Yeah, at least she could be a dumb, blonde model or one of the next friends of Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and Lindsay Lohan or something!  Maybe they can teach her about modeling and what it takes to be successful....they are such GREAT role models ya know?  lol  
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#21 | 316 days ago

 All I can say is she can be MY friend!
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#22 | 316 days ago

 +3 thumbs up

Though maybe seeing it in print would help:

 

 

“I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.”

 

Ok So it didn't help a lick but she is so cute and she tried like really hard.

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#23 | 316 days ago

 shark74 wrote:
I thought the same thing, but if the pageant thing goes bad, at least with skills like that a career in politics looks a dead cert.
lol for sure,i'll vote for her
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#24 | 316 days ago

 You can obviously guess men really love her for her brains. She is so well spoken too.
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#25 | 316 days ago

 +3 thumbs upYeah, she's a real role model for blondes everywhere.  Maybe I should turn into a brunette.
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#26 | 316 days ago

 +1 thumbs upI believe that everyone should learn how to answer questions such as Iraq and South Africa and places such as I believe maps and edumication such as Americans believe that I believe maps of Iraq and South Africa believe that I such as.......... What was the question?
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#27 | 316 days ago

 +2 thumbs upDoes she write media releases for the government?
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#28 | 315 days ago

 +1 thumbs upI would like to meet her in a bar.
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#29 | 315 days ago

 That girl must have slept through a few classes in high school. My 9 yr old daughter said dad that girl is dumb. WTF are the schools teaching these kids???
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#30 | 315 days ago

Y'all need to just leave my girl alone. Haters!

 

P.S. Did she go to an SEC school?

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