The Orange Bowl has seen a lot in its time. The 72 Dolphins played there. The Miami Hurricanes won 58 straight home games there. The stadium even hosted such events as President Kennedy’s Cuban Missile Crisis Speech. And last but not least, the great Ned played there.

But despite all of its history, the Orange Bowl is rightly regarded as an absolute dump. And it's scheduled to be torn down in February.

But before that happens, it'd only be natural to try and squeeze some money out of a few suckers, right? Right. Because that's how capitalism works.

So then, can I interest you in some official Orange Bowl seats?
They're only $395. What a bargain! I'm probably going to buy 5 sets.

Or if that doesn't excite you, how about some concrete?
It's much more affordable, at only $25 per worthless chunk.

Now I know what you're thinking. I don't want seats or concrete. I want the scoreboard.

And you can get it if you want. Yes friends, the Orange Bowl scoreboard and even urinals will be up for auction on February 9th. Either would look great in your office.

By the way, if we're talking about Orange Bowl memories, if they can find some way to package the experience of the video below, I'd pay top dollar for it.