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"Why Don't They Sign Osama Bin Laden? He's 6'4 and We KNOW No One Can Catch Him!"
by CriticalFanatic
4/25/08



Guess which city where this was said by a local TV sports guy?

It's funny because it's true. Deuce of Davenport provides this video (that appears to be filmed from one of Al-Qaeda's caves) coming from Dallas station WFAA's Dale Hansen.

Hansen, known for regularly berating the Cowboys, is unhappy with the lack of character in Dallas and goes on this slightly exaggerated rant, suggesting that Jerry Jones would be better off with the terrorist leader.

There's only one problem though. It's well known that Osama always gets beat deep when he plays Cover 2.

This Man Is Not Happy About Pacman Coming To Town [Deuce]

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If you reach and pick Bin Laden before the 3rd round, then you have let the terrorist win.

 

To further run a bad idea into the ground, if they do draft him, they will have to deal with his agent Drew Rosenhaus.

 

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I was going to say "anywhere in Mississippi," but it's too clever to be from Mississippi. So i'll say Dallas.
 
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Uh, why would it be in a hick state?  Hicks believe we still can catch Bin Laden, despite the fact he's never been in Iraq.  Silly hicks.  Whoever said this is telling the truth and is funny.
 
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If you reach and pick Bin Laden before the 3rd round, then you have let the terrorist win.

 

To further run a bad idea into the ground, if they do draft him, they will have to deal with his agent Drew Rosenhaus.

 

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Hmm, for some reason I don't see an Islamic extremist signing with anybody starting with Rosen or ending in stein or berg.
 
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he has a cane, that can't be good
 
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The more I thought about it, the more accurate it became.  Although on a much smaller scale, Adam Jones could definitely be considered a terrorist.
 
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RenegadeLG wrote:
The more I thought about it, the more accurate it became.  Although on a much smaller scale, Adam Jones could definitely be considered a terrorist.
Pretty sure strippers would agree with that statement.
 
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