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Chinese Table Tennis Champion Wang Hao Punished For Public Urination
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The Best Ping Pong Related Story You'll Hear This Week
10/13/08
I can't tell you how depressed I've been since the Olympics ended. There's no longer great stuff to watch at 2am in the morning like team handball, air pistol shooting, or ping pong. So, needless to say, when I heard about this story, I was instantly excited. It seems that Chinese Olympic silver medalist
Wang was hanging out at a karaoke club when nature called. So he went outside to water the plants when a bouncer got in his way. Apparently they got to pushing and shoving, hopefully after Wang had zipped up, and then our ping pong champion let out this awesome verbal attack:
"I am the famous Wang Hao! I am the world champion! Does it matter if I beat you?" shouted the 24-year-old, according to a witness quoted by the papers.
As Rick Chandler at Deadspin writes, "This replaces my previous favorite quote from that part of the world: 'Join me or die. Can you do any less? For lucky best wash, use Mr. Sparkle.'" I wholeheartedly agree.
Wang is even going so far as to blame a loss he suffered this past weekend on the media blowup that resulted from his drunken escapade.
And just for the sake of hilarity, Wang will now have to undergo counseling (translation: reeducation) and in addition to that, will also be punished by his army-affiliated club Bayi. My guess is he gets Chinese water torture.
All I can say is this. Pacman Jones better be glad he's not Chinese.
Today's Drunken Ping Pong Karaoke Peeing Incident Brought To You By China [Deadspin]
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